I Am Here To Fix

You Have To Live Before You Die, Or You'll Die Before You Live.

Is There Anybody Hiding There In The Dark?

To Label Any Subject Unsuitable For Comedy Is To Admit Defeat.

Criticism Should Be Done By Critics, And A Critic Should Have Some Training And Some Love Of The Medium He Is Discussing. But These Days, Gossip-columnist Training Seems To Be Enough Qualification. I Suppose An Ability To Stand On Your Feet Through Interminable Cocktail Parties And Swig Interminable Gins In Between Devouring Masses Of Fried Prawns May Just Possibly Help You To Understand And Appreciate What A Director Is Getting At, But For The Life Of Me I Can't See How.

If You Ask Me To Play Myself, I Will Not Know What To Do. I Do Not Know Who Or What I Am.