I Am Grandiose Because I

You’ve Read About The Goddesses, Come On. They’re An International Sensation. These Are My Girlfriends. These Are The Women That I Love That Have Completed The Three Parts Of My Heart.

You Never Have To Look Over Your Shoulder When You Tell The Truth. You Never Have To Remember The Details, Because They Are What They Are. And You Don't Have To Make Sure Your Story Matches Everyone Else's.

I Am On A Drug. It's Called Charlie Sheen. It's Not Available. If You Try It Once, You Will Die. Your Face Will Melt Off And Your Children Will Weep Over Your Exploded Body.

I Kind Of Like That Romantic Image Of Being In A Rocker With My Family Gathered Around, All These Generations In One Room, Listening Intently To My Stories.

I’m Not Thomas Jefferson. He Was A Pussy.