I Am Chris Jericho, Your

Some Things Are Going To Work, Some Aren't. But There's Always Something New Going On, So It's Fun To Watch And See What's Coming Next.

You Know What's Funny To Me? You Know What's Really Funny To Me? The Fact That You've Been Calling Lita The Walking Kiss Of Death, But Tonight.. The Walking Kod Beat The Walking Std.

Getting Dragged, Kicking And Screaming Out Of The Ring, Begging For Mercy From Whomever It Is That Fires Me, And Never Be Seen Again. That's How I Wanna Go Out. Haha, Yeah, I Don't Want Any.. Hero's Goodbye, Or A Big Send Off. I Don't Want A Retirement Ceremony. That's Not How I'm Built, I Just Wanna Disappear Into The Sunset And Have People, 'man, That Guy Was A Jerk. Wow, I'm Glad He's Gone.'

I've Always Had An Air Of Mystery.

I Am The Best In The World At What I Do!