I Am Blind -- But

I Went To The University Of Life And Was Chucked Out.

One Of The Ways To Avoid Being Beaten By The System Is To Laugh At It.

The Garden Of Eden Was A Boggy Swamp Just South Of Croydon. You Can See It Over There.

If There's One Thing I Can't Bear, It's When Hundreds Of Old Men Come Creeping In Through The Window In The Middle Of The Night And Throw All Manner Of Garbage Over Me. I Can't Bear That.

I've Always Been After The Trappings Of Great Luxury. But All I've Got Hold Of Are The Trappings Of Great Poverty. I've Got Hold Of The Wrong Load Of Trappings, And A Rotten Load They Are Too, Ones I Could Have Very Well Done Without.