I Am An Expert Witness

Fame, At One Time, Was Associated With Accomplishment, But In This Day And Age Fame And Notoriety Have Become Confused.

Nobody On The Road. Nobody On The Beach. I Feel It In The Air, The Summer's Out Of Reach.

The Government Bugged The Men's Room In The Local Disco Lounge.

Johnny Can Get Down And Johnny Can Throw Up, But Johnny Can't Read.

Fortune Smiles On Some, And Lets The Others Go Free.