I Am A Tender-hearted Person,

The Guitar Is My Favorite And The One, I Guess, I'm Best At. But I Play Enough Of The Different Instruments To Be Able To Write With Them And To, Hopefully, To Make Myself Look Impressive On Stage.

I Didn't Know Any Gay People In My Childhood.

The Only Way I'd Be Caught Without Makeup Is If My Radio Fell In The Bathtub While I Was Taking A Bath And Electrocuted Me And I Was In Between Makeup At Home. I Hope My Husband Would Slap A Little Lipstick On Me Before He Took Me To The Morgue.

I'm One Of Those People That If Its Something To Eat I'm Going To Eat The Whole Thing, If I'm Going To Be In Love I'm Going To Love You All The Way And If My Heart's Broken, It's Just Shattered All To Pieces.

I Compare Myself To A Good Barn. You Can Have A Good Barn, And If You Paint It, It Looks A Little Better. But If You Take The Paint Off, It's Still A Good Barn.