I Am A Reformed Catholic.

I Do Not Spoil Women. ... I Don't Send Them Flowers And Gifts. . . . I'm Saving Those Gestures Until I Am An Unpleasant Old Man Who Must Resort To Bribery To Win A Woman's Synthetic Affections.

I Am Essential To The Theater.

It's Not That It's So Good With Money, But That It's So Bad Without It.

Dear World, I Am Leaving Because I Am Bored. I Feel I Have Lived Long Enough. I Am Leaving You With Your Worries In This Sweet Cesspool. Good Luck.

I'm Nobody's Fool, Least Of All Yours.