I Am A Real Ham.

In Life, All Good Things Come Hard, But Wisdom Is The Hardest To Come By.

How I Love Lucy Was Born? We Decided That Instead Of Divorce Lawyers Profiting From Our Mistakes, We'd Profit From Them.

The Secret Of Staying Young Is To Live Honestly, Eat Slowly, And Lie About Your Age.

You See Much More Of Your Children Once They Leave Home.

My Ideal Of Womanhood Has Always Been The Pioneer Woman Who Fought And Worked At Her Husband's Side. She Bore The Children, Kept The Home Fires Burning; She Was The Hub Of The Family, The Planner And The Dreamer.