I Am A Real Ham.

Once In His Life, Every Man Is Entitled To Fall Madly In Love With A Gorgeous Redhead.

Use A Make-up Table With Everything Close At Hand And Don't Rush; Otherwise You'll Look Like A Patchwork Quilt.

I'm Happy That I Have Brought Laughter Because I Have Been Shown By Many The Value Of It In So Many Lives, In So Many Ways.

The Secret Of Staying Young Is To Live Honestly, Eat Slowly, And Lie About Your Age.

If You Want Something Done, Ask A Busy Person To Do It. The More Things You Do, The More You Can Do.