I Am A Raging Alcoholic,

If I Could Have Just One More Wish, I'd Wipe The Cobwebs From My Eyes.

When You Get To 60, The Word "retirement" Comes In On Every Conversation.

International Rock Star - Gravy Maker Extraordinaire.

I'll Only Retire In The Day I Should Be Dead And They Have Me Buried, And Some Idiot Spell Over My Casket Some Stupid Gospel Stuff.

I've Been A Practicing Alcoholic And Drug Addict For Most Of My Life.