I Am A Pr Disaster

People Always Want To Knock You When You're Up.

My First Agent Dissuaded Me From Calling Myself 'cumberbatch.' I Had Six Months Of Not Very Productive Time With Her, So I Changed Agents. The New One Said, 'why Aren't You Using Your Family Name? It's A Real Attention-grabber.' I Worried, 'how Much Is It Going To Cost To Put My Name In Lights?' But Then I Decided That's Not My Problem.

My Mum And Dad Had Worked Incredibly Hard To Afford Me An Education.

Look At You Lot, You're All So Vacant, Is It Nice Not Being Me It Must Be So Relaxing.

I Can’t Stop Traffic On Fifth Avenue, Not Unless I Walk In Front Of An Oncoming Cab.