I Am A Mystery Wrapped

I've Met A Few People Who Were Passive-aggressive, But I've Never Met Anyone Who Was Aggressive-passive. I Don't Want Tacos! Maybe.

I Like To Stand Near Atm Machines, And When Somebody Types In Their Pin Number, I Go, 'got It!' And Then I Run Away.

A Refrigerator Is The Opposite Of A Drug Addict, Because A Refrigerator Starts In A Box And Then Moves To A House.

I'm Always Excited To Try Something I Haven't Done.

It's Hard To Know What's Gay In Life. Boxing. That's Two Men Fighting Over A Belt.