I Am A Moderate Walker,

Two Of My Favorite Things Are Sitting On My Front Porch Smoking A Pipe Of Sweet Hemp, And Playing My Hohner Harmonica.

I Want In All Cases To Do Right.

My Policy Is To Have No Policy.

Why Don't I Drink From A Straw? Because Straws Are For Suckers.

Do Not Destroy That Immortal Emblem Of Humanity, The Declaration Of Independence.