I Am A Huge Fan

I Was Never The Cool Kid, I Was Never Hot In High School. I Was Never Popular. You Don't Have To Be Perfect And You Don't Have To Be Rich And You Can Still Be Successful.

That Depends. You’ve Got To Define ‘party Girl.’ If You Mean I’m A Walking Good Time, Then Hells Yeah. But I’m Not Wasted And Stumbling Out Of Clubs And Getting Duis. I’m Not That Kind Of Party Girl. I May Be Blonde And Fun As Balls, But I’m Not A Moron.

Somebody Sent Me Their Tooth, Which I Now Wear As An Earring. It's A Molar, I Think. I Love It When People Send Me Body Parts.

The Probability Of Life Ever Evolving On Earth Was Slim To None. It's Insane That We're All Walking Around And Talking.

I Love Creepy Old Dudes. I Love That They Have So Much Self-confidence, Despite Having No Evidence Whatsoever To Back It Up.