I Am A Comic Writer,

The Reason For Revolution Is So The Good Things In Life Circulate.

Life Is Too Short To Be Miserable.

Cats And Dogs Believe Politicians Are Like Cemetery Caregivers; They Are On Top Of Everyone, But Nobody Listens.

I Earned Two Emmy Nominations For Writing, And Two Of The Shows I Had Written Were Nominated For Best In Their Category.

If You Can't Raise Consciousness, At Least Raise Hell.