I Always Thought Communism Was

I Exist As An Annexe Of The Bbc. I'm Down The Road A Bit From The Main Building, In A Little Hut.

I've Been Going To Granada For Many Years And 12 Years Ago Bought A House A Few Miles Outside The City.

I Think That My Ideas Of The World Are That It's Random And Cruel But Kind Of Quite Comical Really, And Therefore The Humour, In A Sense, Springs From That.

There's A Part Of Me That Still Hates Everything, And My Natural View Default Setting Is Still Very Cynical And Dark

People Are More Violently Opposed To Fur Than Leather Because It's Safer To Harass Rich Women Than Motorcycle Gangs.