I Always Take The Audience

Suspense Is Like A Woman. The More Left To The Imagination, The More The Excitement. ... The Conventional Big-bosomed Blonde Is Not Mysterious. And What Could Be More Obvious Than The Old Black Velvet And Pearls Type? The Perfect ‘woman Of Mystery’ Is One Who Is Blonde, Subtle And Nordic. ... Although I Do Not Profess To Be An Authority On Women, I Fear That The Perfect Title [for A Movie], Like The Perfect Woman Is Difficult To Find.

I Always Try To Look At Things As Though I Were Remembering Them Three Years Later.

These Are Bagpipes. I Understand The Inventor Of The Bagpipes Was Inspired When He Saw A Man Carrying An Indignant, Asthmatic Pig Under His Arm. Unfortunately, The Man-made Sound Never Equalled The Purity Of The Sound Achieved By The Pig.

There Is No Terror In The Bang, Only In The Anticipation Of It.

Film Your Murders Like Love Scenes, And Film Your Love Scenes Like Murders.