I Always Take The Audience

There Is Nothing To Winning, Really. That Is, If You Happen To Be Blessed With A Keen Eye, An Agile Mind, And No Scruples Whatsoever.

When An Actor Comes To Me And Wants To Discuss His Character, I Say, 'it's In The Script.' If He Says, 'but What's My Motivation?, ' I Say, 'your Salary.'

Blondes Make The Best Victims. They're Like Virgin Snow That Shows Up The Bloody Footprints.

To Make A Great Film You Need Three Things - The Script, The Script And The Script.

The Length Of A Film Should Be Directly Related To The Endurance Of The Human Bladder.