I Always Loved That Old

The Only Way I'd Be Caught Without Makeup Is If My Radio Fell In The Bathtub While I Was Taking A Bath And Electrocuted Me And I Was In Between Makeup At Home. I Hope My Husband Would Slap A Little Lipstick On Me Before He Took Me To The Morgue.

I Would Never Stoop So Low As To Be Fashionable.

There's A Lot Of Women Now With A Whole Lot Of Style But They Are Not Necessarily Song Stylists. Some Of Their Style Is A Lot Like Me And A Lot Of People Sound A Lot Alike - You Can't Tell Them Apart.

It's A Good Thing I Was Born A Girl, Otherwise I'd Be A Drag Queen.

I Wanted To Write A Book That Talked About The Emotions Of Children, Which Is The Rainbow. We All Have Moods. We Talk About Being Blue When We're Sad, And Being Yellow When We're Cowards, And When We're Mad, We're Red.