I Always Loved My Bangles,

I Never Tweet About My Daughter. Never. I Just Want To Be Respectful Of Her Privacy. My Job As A Mom Is To Know When To Open My Mouth And When Not To.

In A Way That Somebody Else Converts To Judaism Or Becomes A Hare Krishna, I Belong To The Church Of Fried Chicken.

I Usually Doze Off Between 7:30 And 9 P.m. While Putting My Baby To Sleep. Then I Suddenly Wake Up Remembering I'm An Adult With No Bedtime. I Spend The Next Four Hours Catching Up On Reading, E-mails, And Other Adult Pursuits Until I Collapse For Good Until Sunrise.

I'm The Kind Of Girl Who Thinks About What She's Gonna Cook For Dinner When She's Finishing Her Lunch.

I Don't Have Any Stigma Attached To My Body. When I'm In My Own Private Space, I Have Very Little On.