I Always Knew I Was

Things Are Pretty Good In Canada. We Weathered The Recession Fairly Well. And, Of Course, Were Up Here Up Living Here, We're Watching American News And We're Constantly Saying, Wow, It's Not As Bad As It Is In The United States.

We Demand That The Government Of Canada Force Stockwell Day To Change His First Name To Doris. "why Do This," You May Ask? Because It'll Be Fun.

The Reality Is That When Three Or Four Networks Are At The Table With Three Or Four Political Parties, Someone Is Going To Be The Victim.

When I Think About What Makes Canada Great, Fresh Water Is Right At The Top Of The List. We Have Over Two Million Lakes In This Country And More Than Enough People Who Are Willing To Mess With Them. My Canada Includes Weird Scientists Who Are Devoted To Keeping Our Water Clean. When We Stand Up And We Sing O Canada, We Pledge To Stand On Guard For Thee. If That Doesn't Include Our Water, We Might As Well Sit Down And Give Up.

Being Attached To America These Days Is Like Being In A Pen With A Wounded Bull.