I Already Am A Product.

I Don't Like L.a. It's Just Not Fun. I Don't Know Why, But I Just Don't Get It. You Have To Drive To Get Everywhere, And When It Rains Everybody Freaks Out.

Lady Gaga Is My Name. If You Know Me, And You Call Me Stefani, You Don't Really Know Me At All.

If You're Laying In Bed Next To Someone That Really Doesn't Make You Feel Like The Goddess That You Are, You Need To Rediscover What It Is That You Truly Want And Need.

I've Had Grand Pianos That Are More Expensive Than, Like, A Year's Worth Of Rent.

I'm Not Interested In People Positioning Me Next To Other Artists.