I Ain't Apologizing For Anything,

It's Not A Drug Problem, Until You Run Out Of Money. Until Then It's Just Drugs.

I Am Not The Easiest Guy To Live With. It Is Probably The Lack Of Stability In My Life.

When Political Correctness First Started Coming Around, It Ruined Andrew Dice Clay And Eddie Murphy's Stand-up Career. Sam Kinison Died At Just The Right Time, 'cause No One Was Going To Tolerate What He Was Saying Anymore Either.

I Was At Yankee Stadium One Time At 5 A.m., But That Was To Buy Angel Dust

Have You Ever Googled Yourself? I Did, Most Depressing Thing Ever. People Have Websites Hoping I Die At 38.