I Admit I'm Being Paid

If You Can't Do It With One Bullet, Don't Do It At All.

I'm Swimming Every Day And I'm Even Trying To Get The Golf Swing Working Again - But That Might Take A Little Bit Longer.

I Don't Know Anything About Baseball.

My View Is That To Get Anywhere In Life You Have To Be Anti-social, Otherwise You'll End Up Being Devoured. I've Never Been Particularly Social, Anyway, But If I've Ever Been Rude, Fifty Per Cent Of It Has Usually Been Provoked By Other People's Attitudes. Though I Do Admit, Like Most Celts, I'm Moody. It's Fine Until People Try To Cheer You Up With Gems Like, 'snap Out Of It' Or 'come On, Now'.

The Irish Seem To Have More Fire About Them Than The Scots.