I Admit I'm Being Paid

More Than Anything Else, I'd Like To Be An Old Man With A Good Face, Like Hitchcock Or Picasso.

Laughter Kills Fear, And Without Fear There Can Be No Faith. For Without Fear Of The Devil There Is No Need For God.

I Met My Wife Through Playing Golf. She Is French And Couldn't Speak English And I Couldn't Speak French, So There Was Little Chance Of Us Getting Involved In Any Boring Conversations - That's Why We Got Married Really Quickly.

You Write Your First Draft With Your Heart And You Re-write With Your Head. The First Key To Writing Is To Write, Not To Think.

If You Have To Resort To Violence, You've Already Lost.