I Admire People Who Just

The Government May Change Faces From Time To Time, But It's Not Like We Fight Wars For Democracy - We Fight Wars For Capitalism And For Oil.

The History Taught In Our Schools Is Scandalous. We Grew Up Believing That Columbus Actually Discovered America. We Still Celebrate Columbus Day. Columbus Was After One Thing Only - Gold.

We Don't Get The Greatest Tools To Deal With Anger. It's Like, 'hey, Count To 10.' When Someone Really Upsets Me, How Do I Respond? I Don't Usually Start Counting To 10 And Breathing Deeply.

A Moment Of Realization Is Worth A Thousand Prayers.

The Only Way To Get A Serious Message Across Is Through Comedy