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I'm Searching For Loopholes.

I Was Married Once--in San Francisco. I Haven't Seen Her For Many Years. The Great Earthquake And Fire In 1906 Destroyed The Marriage Certificate. There's No Legal Proof. Which Proves That Earthquakes Aren't All Bad.

A Man Without A Woman Is Like A Neck Without A Pain.

Marriage Is Better Than Leprosy Only Because It's Easier To Get Rid Of.

I Feel Like A Midget With Muddy Feet Had Been Walking Over My Tongue All Night.