I Actually Have Two Hats

I Wouldn't Say I'm Vain - I'm Just In A Job Where The Way You Look Is Important. Well, At Least The Facelift Wasn't Vanity, But The Hair Was.

Here In My Car, I Feel Safest Of All, I Can Lock All The Doors.

I Was A Loner As A Child And Happiest At Home, Launching Toy Rockets And Aeroplanes. When I Started Causing Trouble In My Third Year At Grammar School, Mum Was Really Surprised. My Parents Sent Me To A Child Psychologist, Who Suggested I Might Have Asperger's Syndrome.

I've Got Asperger's Syndrome And I'm Not A Very Good People Person, So I've Always Been More Comfortable Around Machinery. Not In A Weird Way - I Don't Want To Marry My Car Or Anything Stupid Like That!

Maybe I Over-do The 'not-80s' Thing. It Should Be A Part Of My Life That I've Got Some Sort Of Pride In, But I've Got This Huge Chip On My Shoulder About '80s Nostalgia - And It Annoys Fans Sometimes.