Hurry, Get On Board, It's

I Don't Need Time, I Need A Deadline.

By And Large, Jazz Has Always Been Like The Kind Of A Man You Wouldn't Want Your Daughter To Associate With.

If Anybody Was Mr. Jazz It Was Louis Armstrong. He Was The Epitome Of Jazz And Always Will Be. He Is What I Call An American Standard, An American Original. ... I Merely Took The Energy It Takes To Pout And Wrote Some Blues. ... I Don't Need Time, I Need A Deadline. ...there Are Two Kinds Of Music. Good Music, And The Other Kind. ... Music Is My Mistress, And She Plays Second Fiddle To No One.

Roaming Through The Jungle Of "ohs" And "ahs", Searching For A More Agreeable Noise, I Live A Life Of Primitivity With The Mind Of A Child And An Unquenchable Thirst For Sharps And Flats.

Fate Is Being Kind To Me. Fate Doesn't Want Me To Be Too Famous Too Young.