Humorists Always Sit At The

Should I Marry W.? Not If She Won't Tell Me The Other Letters In Her Name.

I'm Short Enough And Ugly Enough To Succeed On My Own.

I Took A Test In Existentialism. I Left All The Answers Blank And Got 100.

How The Hell Do I Know Why There Were Nazis? I Don't Know How The Can-opener Works.

Early In Life, I Was Visited By The Bluebird Of Anxiety