Humor Is The Instinct For

A Joke Is Not A Thing But A Process, A Trick You Play On The Listener's Mind. You Start Him Off Toward A Plausible Goal, And Then By A Sudden Twist You Land Him Nowhere At All Or Just Where He Didn't Expect To Go.

Patriotism Is One Of The Unalterable Facts Of Man's Nature. It Is A Virtue If You Like It, And A Vice If You Don't Like It.

The Worst Enemy Of Human Hope Is Not Brute Facts, But Men Of Brains Who Will Not Face Them.

Emotion Is The Surest Arbiter Of A Poetic Choice, And It Is The Priest Of All Supreme Unions In The Mind

Classic Art Was The Art Of Necessity: Modern Romantic Art Bears The Stamp Of Caprice And Chance.