Humor Is The Harmony Of

Wits, Like Drunken Men With Swords, Are Apt To Draw Their Steel Upon Their Best Acquaintances.

Not Peace At Any Price! Chains Are Worse Than Bayonets.

Troubles Are Like Babies - They Only Grow By Nursing.

The Blackest Of Fluid Is Used As An Agent To Enlighten The World.

Nothing Is So Beneficial To A Young Author As The Advice Of A Man Whose Judgment Stands Constitutionally At The Freezing-point.