Humor Is Not A Trick,

Being Lutheran, Mother Believed That Self-pity Is A Deadly Sin And So Is Nostalgia, And She Had No Time For Either

She Gave Him Such A Look... Man Oh Man, If Looks Could Kill. That One Might Have Totalled A City Block.

Children Can Find Other Children To Be Pals. Children Need Fathers To Be Fathers.

Wal-mart Is Going In And Slaughtering [small Towns] Just As We Once Killed The Buffalo.

I'm Of An Age When If I Started To Do Eulogies, I'd Be Doing Nothing Else. You Don't Want To Be Remembered? I Don't Want Them To Be Told To Remember Me.