Human Beings Can Get Used

It Was Irritating To Have One's Physical Shortcomings Pointed Out Quite So Plainly Twice In One Evening, Once By A Beautiful Girl And Once By A Dying Badger.

The Best Definition Of An Immortal Is Someone Who Hasn't Died Yet.

Genies Rarely Have Nightmares, For The Same Reason That Elephants Don't Usually Worry About Being Trampled Underfoot. With The Possible Exception Of Bottles, There's Nothing In The Cosmos Large Enough Or Malicious Enough To Frighten Them, Or Stupid Enough To Try.

American-style Iced Tea Is The Perfect Drink For A Hot

Poetry Is One Of The Few Nasty Childhood Habits I've Managed To Grow Out Of