How Would Trump Travel As

Don't Forget It's Daylight Savings Time. You Spring Forward, Then You Fall Back. It's Like Robert Downey Jr. Getting Out Of Bed.

It Was So Cold In New York City Today That The Statue Of Liberty Had Her Torch Under Her Dress.

I Pulled A Hamstring During The New York City Marathon. An Hour Into The Race, I Jumped Off The Couch.

Insiders Say That Trump Is Running For President As A Publicity Stunt. That's Not The Donald Trump I Know.

I Haven't Reached Nirvana Yet, But I've Been To Detroit.