How Strange When An Illusion

Soon The Sun Beams Will Smile Through. Before You Jump Out Of That Bed, Just Know, The Thought Of You Was The First Thing That Hit My Head. Good Morning My Darling.

I Was Born At The Age Of Twelve On An Mgm Lot.

If I'm Such A Legend, Then Why Am I So Lonely? If I'm Such A Legend, Then Why Do I Sit At Home For Hours Staring At The Damned Telephone, Hoping It's Out Of Order, Even Calling The Operator Asking Her If She's Sure It's Not Out Of Order?

[on Daughter Liza Minnelli] I Think She Decided To Go Into Show Business When She Was An Embryo, She Kicked So Much.

I Think There's Something Peculiar About Me That I Haven't Died. It Doesn't Make Sense But I Refuse To Die.