How Dumb Do I Think

It's So Obvious The Weather Channel Is Pro Hurricane. Fair And Balanced My Ass.

You Wanna Know How Good Bacon Is? To Improve Other Food, They Wrap It In Bacon.

Comics Write To Their Point Of View. If You're An Exceedingly Irreverent Comedian, You've Got To See Where That Point Of View Fits Or Produces The Most Funny.

I Always Imagine That If I Met Dr. Seuss, He Would Be Very Similar To Crispin Glover.

I've Stayed In So Many Hotel Rooms That I'm Shocked If, When I Stay In A Hotel Room, The Hotel Phone Isn't On The Desk. Then I'm Like, "this Isn't A Real Hotel Room." If There's Not Outlets Next To The Desk, Or If They Have An Iphone Adapter For An Iphone 4, That's When I'm Sitting There Annoyed. I Understand That It's Ridiculous, But That's Just Me Spending Way Too Much Time In Hotels.