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I Prefer To Underwrite. Simple, Clear As A Country Creek.

Some Prisons Don't Allow Guitar Because The Strings Can Be Detached And Used As Weapons.

I Know The Next Best Thing Is Often The Very Best.

I Don't Mean I'd Mind Being Rich And Famous. That's Very Much On My Schedule, And Someday I'll Try To Get Around To It; But If It Happens, I'd Like To Have My Ego Tagging Along. I Want To Still Be Me When I Wake Up One Fine Morning And Have Breakfast At Tiffany's.

The Good Thing About Masturbation Is That You Don't Have To Get Dressed Up For It.