How Come Everything I Need

I'd Like To Think The Best Of Me Was Still Hiding Up In My Sleeve.

I Don't Jerk Off Because I'm Horny. I'm Sort Of Half-chick. It's Like District 9. I Can Fire Alien Weapons. I Can Insert A Tampon. No, I Do It Because I Want To Take A Brain Bath. It's Like A Hot Whirlpool For My Brain, In A Brain Space That Is 100 Percent Agreeable With Itself.

You Cannot Avoid War In Life, You Cannot Avoid The Fear Of Terrorism, You Cannot Avoid Those Things Now, They Are A Part Of Everyday Demeanor.

A Man's Got Two Shots For Jewelry: A Wedding Ring And A Watch. The Watch Is A Lot Easier To Get On And Off Than A Wedding Ring.

The Minute Hand Moves Faster Than You Think It Does.