Hors D'oeuvre: A Ham Sandwich

I Practice Three Hours Daily On My Violin So I Won't Get Worse.

It's Not So Much Knowing When To Speak, When To Pause.

Everything Good That Happened To Me Happened By Accident.

I'm An Old Newspaper-man Myself, But I Quit Because I Found There Was No Money In Old Newspapers.

There's Only Five Real People In Hollywood. Everyone Else Is Mel Blanc.