Hopefully People Will Be Reinventing

I Still Think That, Hopefully, You're Not Ahead Of The Jokes, And I Think That Has Value. There Is A Punchline And It's Pointed - And, Again, Whether You Think It's Funny Or Not, That's Subjective.

I Recently Attended A Pro-drug Rally... In My Basement.

In New York, You Are Constantly Faced With This Very Urgent Decision That You Have To Make, About Every Twenty Minutes...you Have To Decide, Immediately, You Have To Go "ohmigod. Do I Look At The Most Beautiful Woman In The World Or The Craziest Guy In The World?"

You Cannot Win A War On Terrorism. It's Like Having A War On Jealousy.

I Have No Hesitation Doing Children's Movies. Zero. And I Don't Even Have Kids.