Hope For Everything, Expect Nothing.

I Remember Seeing Aladdin When I Was Five Or Six And Loving It. I Looked At The Big Screen And Said To My Mum, Whatever This Genie Guy Does, I Want To Do. Mum Said I Couldnt Be A Genie, But That Robin Williams, Who Did The Voice-over In The Film, Was An Actor. So I Said, Ok, Then, I Want To Be An Actor.

We Are A Categorically Obsessed Culture, Where We Have To Compartmentalize Everything In Reference To Another Thing, Like, 'what Does It Sound Like? Does It Sound Like This?

I Would Be The Worst President In The History Of The United States. Unless You Want The Apocalypse To Happen Really Soon Then Yes, I'll Run For President.

I Have An Unabashed Adoration Of Cheesy Pop Music.

I Never Let My Politics Supersede My Manners.