Honor Is A Public Enemy,

How Hard A Thing 'twould Be To Please You All.

I Know That’s A Secret, For It’s Whispered Everywhere.

She Once Used Me With That Insolence, That In Revenge I Took Her To Pieces; Sifted Her, And Separated Her Failings; I Studied 'em, And Got 'em By Rote. The Catalogue Was So Large, That I Was Not Without Hopes, One Day Or Other To Hate Her Heartily.

Every Man Plays The Fool Once In His Live, But To Marry Is Playing The Fool All One's Life Long.

Though Marriage Makes Man And Wife One Flesh, It Leaves 'em Still Two Fools.