Honey, We All Got To

I Never Did Like The Idea Of Sitting On Newspapers. I Did It Once, And All The Headlines Came Off On My White Pants. On The Level! It Actually Happened. Nobody Bought A Paper That Day. They Just Followed Me Around Over Town And Read The News On The Seat Of My Pants.

It's A Chain Of Accidents. When You Step Into Hollywood, You Wind Yourself Into Thousands Of Chains Of Accidents. If All Of The Thousands Happen To Come Out Exactly Right-and The Chance Of That Figures Out To Be One In Eight Million-then You'll Be A Star.

I'm Just A Lucky Slob From Ohio Who Happened To Be In The Right Place At The Right Time.

Frankly, My Dear, I Don't Give A Damn.

If Any Child Of Mine Becomes An Actor I Will Turn In My Grave.