Honey, I Am Going To

Honey, I Am Going To My Grave With My Eyelashes And My Makeup On.

I Love Being Under Submission To My Husband ... I Believe In Keeping The Male Ego Intact.

I Believe When I Leave This Earth Because I Love The Lord, I Am Going Straight To Heaven.

That's A Real Secret. You Can Trust God. I Feel I Love The Lord With All Of My Heart, And He Will Not Put More On Me Than I Can Bear. And So I Always Say, 'lord, I Trust You With Me.' So I Figure, Anything That Happens In My Life, I Must Be Able To Bear It, Or He Wouldn't Allow It To Happen.

I Always Say Shopping Is Cheaper Than A Psychiatrist.