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. . . If You Can Tell The Difference Between Good Advice And Bad Advice, You Don't Need Advice.

Two Can Live As Cheaply As One - If They Both Have Good Jobs.

There Are More Pretty Photographs Of Women Than There Are Photographs Of Pretty Women.

It Usually Takes Two People To Make One Of Them Angry.

Middle Age Is When Anything New In The Way You Feel Is Most Likely A Symptom.