Hitler Had The Right Idea.

Sometimes I Regret Not Being Catholic. I Think I'd Make A Pretty Good Saint.

Sometimes You Just Gotta Use What God Gave You To The Best Of Your Abilities.

People Have Always Wondered What My Opinion On Stevie Wonder Is. I Say If He's So Great How Come He Can't See? I Mean, God Doesn't Make Mistakes, Just Look At Me For Example.

It's Always Weird Being The Only White Person In A Group. It Feels Like Everyone's Looking To Me For Guidance.

Didn't We Learn Our Lesson From Planet Of The Apes?