History Is An Account, Mostly

Weather, N. The Climate Of An Hour. A Permanent Topic Of Conversation Among Persons Whom It Does Not Interest, But Who Have Inherited The Tendency To Chatter About It From Naked Arboreal Ancestors Whom It Keenly Concerned. The Setting Up Of Official Weather Bureaus And Their Maintenance In Mendacity Prove That Even Governments Are Accessible To Suasion By The Rude Forefathers Of The Jungle.

When Publicly Censured Our First Instinct Is To Make Everybody A Codefendant.

There Would Be Far Fewer Accidents If We Could Only Teach Telephone Poles To Be More Careful.

Story, N. A Narrative, Commonly Untrue. The Truth Of The Stories Here Following Has, However, Not Been Successfully Impeached.

Novel, N. A Short Story Padded.