History Has Rewritten Itself So

I Collect Ex-boyfriends -- And More Than Five, At Last Count.

I Would So Hate To Be A First-person Character! Always On Your Guard, Always Having People Read Your Thoughts!

Writing Is A Subtle Art That Is Reached Mostly By Self-discovery And Experimentation.

Maybe Those Sorts Of Yes-or-no Life-and-death Decisions Are Easier To Make Because They Are So Black And White. I Can Cope With Them Because It's Easier. Human Emotions, Well. . .they're Just A Fathomless Collection Of Grays And I Don't Do So Well On The Midtones.

I've Managed To Bring The Backlog Down To A Mere Sixty-eight Years," She Announced With Some Small Sense Of Achievement. "i Hope To Be Able To Start Marking The Papers Of Pupils Who Are Still Alive By The End Of The Decade.