He's So Ugly. When You

Pitching Is 80% Of The Game And The Other Half Is Hitting And Fielding.

These Guys Are So Old They're Eligible For Meals On Wheels.

It Was So Cold Today That I Saw A Dog Chasing A Cat, And The Dog Was Walking.

I Don't Get Upset Over Things I Can Control, Because If I Can Control Them There's No Sense In Getting Upset. And I Don't Get Upset Over Things I Can't Control, Because If I Can't Control Them There's No Sense In Getting Upset.

Don't Worry About Things That You Have No Control Over, Because You Have No Control Over Them. Don't Worry About Things That You Have Control Over, Because You Have Control Over Them.