He's My Client, And He's

Every Morning I Wake At 6am Or 6.30am, Champing At The Bit.

Keeping A Guy In Prison Costs 50,000 Bucks A Year. Executing One Costs A Couple Million.

I Was A Lawyer For 10 Years, And Several Of My Clients Had The Misfortune, Through No Fault Of My Own, Of Going To Prison. I Visited Them Occasionally.

I Don't Even Know What A Serious Literary Critic Is.

How Could Homosexuals Possibly Srew Up The Sanctity Of Marriage Any Worse Than Heterosexuals?