He's A Trellis For Varicose

Most Hard-boiled People Are Half-baked.

Hollywood Is A Sewer With Service From The Ritz Carlton.

The Most Pitiful Human Ailment Is A Birdseed Heart.

There Is Something About A Closet That Makes A Skeleton Terribly Restless.

If You Steal From One Author It's Plagiarism; If You Steal From Many It's Research.